Key Caulker

Well, where to start? Key Caulker has a population of 1300. Most of them look like Bob Marley. All act like him and most of them smell like he probably did. We stayed at the hostel "La Bellas". The dude in charge is named "Mission" and thats porbably what he is on. Since he keeps it real all day long he wants to teach everybody else to do the same. He drinks and smokes all day long because it's focking betta. He took us to a fishing trip with some kayaks and caught some snappas.

He used to be a fisha so he knows all the tricks. In the evening he made a BBQ for everyone while keeping it focking real. And we are talking about really, really real. Next to whole lot of otha turists there was Fabrize. An Italien who spend a few years in French Polynesia and set up a business that sells pearls to "Cartier" or "Tiffanys". Since he left French Polynesia he can travel the world without loosing money, because business is doing good. He lived in Belize for three months and thinks about renting a house on Key Caulker. On Super Bowl Sunday the two english girls from the bus checked into the hostel.
Those two crazy girls like to hit the booze and party. Maybe thats why we got along from the early beginning. Maybe Nick and Grace a little more ;-) Me and Rachel, an interesting good looking girl spent a lot of time with each otha and I had the luck to get to know her holarious humor. Black, dry, dirty, spontanous, english jokes are her speciality. I hope to meet her in Flores again. Ted joined the islands speciality and smoked all day - well just about everybody was hitting the Mary J. Key Caulker is a must see and "La Bellas" the place to be. Then we're talking about the ingredients of happiness. Betta than otha